‘There’s only 1, 284 simple steps to be taken to achieve happiness, now for step 3…’
-The Puppet Master
-The Puppet Master
Stop whatever you’re doing for a second, just for a split second. Now think, and answer truthfully. If you were to represent your life with a drink, what would it be?
Could you say life is like fine red wine, well aged and with a great capacity to bring up the flavor in the reddest of meats?
Would you otherwise say it is dry sherry used just for cooking, an empty shell of who you once where?
Is your life sweet and powerful like Orgasms?
Are you like the strongest Vodka, leaving people breathless as they imbibe you?
Some may feel like sex-on-the-beach, fruity, colorful and enjoyably sweet.
Yet some other’s lives are as varied as all the Sangria in the world.
Can you say you resemble Eggnog, seen only on special occasions?
I know a few who can probably feel like Tequila, they make other’s go through a carefully planned ordeal before drinking the substance.
Is your life as vibrant as an energy drink? Is it watered down like american coffee? Does it, like green tea, make everyone else go to the bathroom?
Could you say life is like fine red wine, well aged and with a great capacity to bring up the flavor in the reddest of meats?
Would you otherwise say it is dry sherry used just for cooking, an empty shell of who you once where?
Is your life sweet and powerful like Orgasms?
Are you like the strongest Vodka, leaving people breathless as they imbibe you?
Some may feel like sex-on-the-beach, fruity, colorful and enjoyably sweet.
Yet some other’s lives are as varied as all the Sangria in the world.
Can you say you resemble Eggnog, seen only on special occasions?
I know a few who can probably feel like Tequila, they make other’s go through a carefully planned ordeal before drinking the substance.
Is your life as vibrant as an energy drink? Is it watered down like american coffee? Does it, like green tea, make everyone else go to the bathroom?
Can you otherwise say your life is as salty as Gatorade, as ‘bubbly’ as Hydrogen Peroxide or as flat as an old Coke?
Is it water, clear and pure served with ice on a crystal cup?
Analyze this, funny as it may seem and write it down. You have just found a perhaps somewhat humorous way to evaluate your life as it is. Now, think of which drink would you want your life to be comparable to and strive towards that one goal. Let it be your belated New Year’s resolution.
Is it water, clear and pure served with ice on a crystal cup?
Analyze this, funny as it may seem and write it down. You have just found a perhaps somewhat humorous way to evaluate your life as it is. Now, think of which drink would you want your life to be comparable to and strive towards that one goal. Let it be your belated New Year’s resolution.
Lesson learned: I will learn to enjoy every facet of my life, and better myself in the process…CHEERS!
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7 comments:
Without any doubt I'm like the strongest vodka.......CHEERS!!!
or like the sweet, passionate and lovely cokies and cream milkshake!!! mmmmmm
Oh sure, ask us about our life drinks but don't reveal yours. How very Puppet Master of you :)
Me? I'm part protein shake and part energy drink ... with a Silly Straw!
true, I didn't reveal mine partly because I wanted to focus less on myself and more on others.
I am like red wine, gone better with aging, and able to extract the most exquisite flavor from the meat of my own existence
As I intimately said before to the Puppet Master via digital signals, I am Long Island Iced Tea.
Why you may ask? Well luckily I have an answer for the rest of you. I am the drink Long Island Iced Tea; several distinct flavors that come together to create this one unique taste that can truly be appreciated only by those willing to take-on it's POWERfulness. Quantity of one Long Island Iced Tea will suffice for the years of quality this special drink can quench throughout.
Im a cosmo, strong and sophisticated.
Sauvignon blanc-white, sweet, with a bitter kick, and a lasting taste
the Puppet Slave
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